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First of all, that might be the best article title ever. But, anyways,Cardi B and Offset packed on the PDA at the Billboard Music Awards last night. The couple wasted no time on the red carpet as they posed together, made out and even licked each other’s tongues.

But what really put the photographers into a frenzy was the moment Cardi swung her leg up so Offset could hold it as they posed for another picture perfect moment. It was super cute but it also led to a low-key mjaorwardrobe malfunction that led to internet internet trolls photoshopping pics of the rapper that have been making the rounds on Twitter and Instagram. And Cardi is not here for it.

In a new Instagram video, the “Clout” rapper posed semi-naked in front of a mirror (naturally). “Y’all motherf*ckers going around showing this f*cking picture, now y’all photoshopping it even more, like, ‘Oh, Cardi p*ssy Cardi p*ssy,’” she said via Instagram. “First of all, that ain’t my p*ssy, my p*ssy right here. This where I birthed my daughter from. This right here, the part that shows, you know when I’m going like this? That’s just my ass.”

She continued, “You know when you got a fat ass. That sh*t gets fat right here. This the part right here, this the part that gives the dick comfort. Know what I’m saying? This the part when you go like this, in and out, that’s what this n— feel. That’s my ass.”

Oh, and the best part? Cardi ended her amazing video with, “Y’all want to look at my p*ssy so bad? You should’ve went to see me when I was a motherf*cking stripper and I was promoting myself, like ‘Come see me.’ Now, too bad!”

SHUT! IT! DOWN! CARDI!

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